eve's guide to life : after a breakup.

7 wise tips to be a happy person, after a breakup : (for girls)

1. always act macho. dont show your heartbreaks. dont show emo-ness. i know that boys our age are more attracted to emo girls because they feel some sort of an urge to protect them weak female earthlings, but to me, ITS REALLY GAY. DONT post emo, relationship-related statuses on facebook, because it only show how attention seeking you are. confused? heres the hitch, when a person posts emo statuses like "i miss him so much. i hope hes doing well.", everyone knows that you're aim of posting that is for HIM to see it and everyone else to go like "aww, thats so sadd D; "
2. always act like you dont wanna know. usually after breakups, your friends will try to tempt you into asking them hows your ex doing. DO NOT FALL INTO THAT TRAP. especially when you have no intentions to get back together. if you give in, and starts asking questions like "heyy have you guys seen him lately, how is he doing?" your friends will quickly (more like immediately) assume that you're not over him. and once you and your friends are apart, your friends will tell your other friends that you're not over him, and your other friends will tell someone else and it'll eventually get to HIM, and by then, alotta fake saucy info would be added to your line. example? (refer 4 lines up for the original line), your line with hotsauce, pepper, salt and sugar added "heyy i wonder hows he doing, i miss him so much and i think about him all the time and i reallly wanna get back together" SEE?! thats why, NEVER talk about him in front of your friends about him, even if you really wanna know hows he doing. theres always facebook right, go stalk!
3. always get busy. busy life = less time to think about the past = less time to think about him = will get to meet new people.
4. always think classy classy ladies do not dwell in the past. they move on. they find new enlightenments, new excitements. and classy ladies always take care of themselves, dress nicely, wear makeup, go shopping, go for a spa. spend more time with your girlfriends. DO NOT binge drink, binge eat, or go all anorexic, because its not classy. after the horrible hangover and the bloatedness or all the vomiting, you'll feel worse and LOOK worse for sure. pamper yourself, just because HE lost the rights to pamper you, you shouldnt stop yourself from feeling great about yourself.
5. always think ahead. never regret the past because it made you who you are today. dont hate him, just because you're no longer entitled to loving him. go one step lower than love, like him, as a friend and as a person that once was important in your life.
6. always think of yourself as a whole. he was never your other half. you are a person in whole, no one can one half of you away. that is, unless you gave up your other half. but remember, he didnt take it from you, you gave it to him. you're still the person you were, only better, because you've learnt from mistakes, stronger because you survived the heartbreak.
7. never become desperate. NEVER NEVER NEVER. ENOUGH SAID. REASON : ITS EFFING GAY. PERIOD.

disclaimer:

im not that experienced.

and this serves as a note to self as well.

and for boys :

girls hate emo guys. seriously, its annoying.