newspapers and shit?

question: how to write a referee's report?

DIE LA LIDDAT.

i woke up early today! 6.45am! haha since when waking up early is something to be proud of.

i used to think that newspaper smell like shit, or shit smell like newspaper. well i still think that, my mind automatically converts that particular smell into an image, either shit or newspaper whenever my sensory cells detects the odour in the air. literally, shit. well maybe i should say faeces, shit is wayy too general nowadays. anything, anyone, any situation can be referred to shit. i dont know how this happened, its just this phenomenon that has been going on since ..? maybe 5 years ago? anyways, thats not my point. well that day i tagged along when my dad and his brother drove to ubai to count the birds (hard to explain) and my uncle's car had a whole load of newspapers and the whole car smelled like it. i think im the only one that realised it. i had a hard time breathing, weird i know. so i started this thinking thing in my head. and discovered the cause of this weird smell-image thing that is happening to me. well, when i was younger we lived in this small terrace house and all of us shared one toilet. my parents use to read newspapers while they are shitting and the smell from the excretory products and the newspapers mixes and forms this smell that is imprinted in my cerebrum (haha biology wtf). anyone that had experiences living in a small terrace house knows that the toilet usually only has one little tiny window for air circulation and smells from whatever that was brought into or made in that toilet bowl stays there for a rather long time. so yeah, i think thats what caused my mind to always misidentify the smell of newspapers to be the smell of shit and vice versa.

yes, i am that bored.

im going job hunting later! finally decided to do something beneficial after 2 months of total a-zhai-ness. since college only starts in may for me. (adp! i kinda gave up hope for hku already. )

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